There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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