He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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