is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
how does that bad decision feel?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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