Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
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