theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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