Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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