I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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