you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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