Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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