I want to stick my p in your. b.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Randomize
