The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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