when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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