Its about making memories worth repressing
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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