i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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