I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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