My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
that's an acceptable place to lick
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
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