3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Randomize
