I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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