It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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