I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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