Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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