i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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