I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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