Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
So. Much. Porn.
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