you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
My breasts were aching with rage.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
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