I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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