So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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