Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
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