school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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