everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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