That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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