Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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