yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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