I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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