just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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