Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Woke up backwards on a recliner
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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