I have demons in me.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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