fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Randomize
