Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
well most of my day revolves around power hour
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
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