Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
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He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
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