none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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