I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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