Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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