I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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