a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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