Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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