whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
She just used a chaser for red wine.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
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