I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Randomize
