So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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