I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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