my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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