like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
This is the prime rib incident all over again
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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